A Slap in the Night

February 23, 2013

We woke up in wonderful moods and excited to cycle. We had a short day planned of only about 20 miles. When we rolled our bikes out of our room, we were surprised to see the sky was completely gray. My dreams were finally coming true! We headed back to the restaurant we ate dinner at and had a solid omelet and rice breakfast, minus the squid.

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War monument

The ride was easy going, rolling hills with a tailwind. We were flying down and up every hill. The scenery was not as lush as Vietnam, but still mountainous and beautiful. Children and adults called out to say “Sabaidee” to us in each small village we passed. Laos is the first country that people mostly greet us in their own language, not in English. It is surprisingly refreshing. We saw lots of goats and pigs wandering on the side of the road and sometimes in the road. We passed through a village where everyone seemed to be making charcoal. Tractors piled with wood that smelled like cedar frequently passed us, delivering their loads to the villagers. We saw piles of smoldering sand where they had buried the burning wood slowly transforming it into charcoal. Villagers with black hands raked the sand away from the finished piles, and extracted the blackened remnants of the wood. The charcoal towns were full of dense sooty smog and were not all that pleasant for riding.

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More goats

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Typical home and charcoal pile

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Another charcoal production technique

After a while we stopped at a café for some coffee and enjoyed watching some puppies wrestle with each other. We got to our original target destination after less than 2 hours of riding, but were still feeling fantastic. It was barely 1030am, so we decided to keep going for a little while longer. A little while longer ended up meaning that we would nearly triple our distance. We had entered a particularly rural stretch of the road and the only guesthouse we saw was abandoned. With the blanket of clouds overhead and a tailwind at our backs, we contemplated going all the way to the next day’s destination.

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Buddha

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Cute puppies

We were getting a bit hungry, so Chan stopped and found some local food products for our lunch. I turned this down, much to his disappointment.

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Squirrels for sale

In the end, we found a decent guesthouse in a random strip of development that seemed to exist only because of a small market that mainly sold parts for motorbikes.

It was another newly built or remodeled building, so the room was very clean. There was nothing around though. The only restaurant was closed and we didn’t have any fuel to cook with our stove. Chan walked around the market and besides spare electric starters and motorbike rims only found a pretty sad collection of wilted vegetables and the inevitable gray chickens. So, we dined on Ritz crackers, tuna, spreadable cheese and Oreos, which was becoming our signature dish. Knowing we would probably end up riding the entire distance of 110km to Savannakhet the next day, we went to bed early.

A few hours later we both woke up to loud, angry men’s voices outside our window. Chandler groggily asked me what was going on and I replied that people were arguing. Luckily all our gear was inside, including our bikes, so we just sat and listened. Things started to get really heated, with furniture being shoved around, then a glass shattered which raised the shouting to a crescendo. Next, we heard the dudes start slapping each other. The sound of open palm slapping is unmistakable. Any of our feelings of nervousness were gone. Chandler and I whispered words of confusion due to the unexpected turn the fight had just taken. Slapping? Really? As quickly as the fight started, it was over. Engines revved and cars peeled out of the parking lot. It was perfectly quiet and we fell right back to sleep.

Into Laos

February 22, 2013

If we weren’t so intent on getting out of Vietnam, we would have hung out at the hotel working for another day. We got up early, dressing in clean and dry clothing and tried to find breakfast. Again, we went to three or four different restaurants asking for bread and eggs. No, just the lovely grey chicken soup. How is it possible that there is only soup? We had no problem getting eggs and baguettes everywhere else, but not here in this strange place. We were both so frustrated with the situation- we just hoped there was something over the border.

We headed to the border and were immediately descended upon by the money changer women. The Laos visa is $35 USD per person which should be paid in US dollars for the best rate. Chandler was prepared to deal with ladies, knowing the current exchange rate and having a high end he was willing to sell our Vietnamese Dong for some bucks. The first offer was for 2,500,000 Dong for $80 USD. This is about $125 so, their first offer was a $45 overshot. Chan made a brief attempt at getting them close to the real exchange rate which yielded $5 deduction, which might as well have been a shot across the bow for Chan who had completely lost what little patience he had with this sort of thing after a few weeks in Vietnam. He gave them a polite “thank you very much” and pedaled off while they desperately and futilely called off counter offers. We’d have to deal with the official’s exchange rate, which couldn’t be worse than dealing with the scammer ladies at the border.

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Goodbye Vietnam

Getting stamped out of Vietnam was pretty straight forward. We tried to go through the wrong gate only twice, but everyone was pretty cool with our incompetence and we finally ended up at the right booth. The guard studied our passports quite intensely, then took them into another room for a while before returning them and allowing us to walk out through no-man’s land and through the Laos gate. The Lao visa upon arrival desk was deserted so we waited, and waited. There was a small group of women selling pirated DVDs, books and candy on one of the waiting benches in front of the border station. One of them encouraged Chan to push the sliding glass window open to grab the necessary paperwork we had to fill out. After we filled it all out, there was still no one in the office. Chan walked to the immigration office, but they were too busy playing solitaire on the computer to acknowledge him. We spotted a bank right across from the station on the Laos side and since no one seemed to care what we were doing, Chandler walked over and exchanged our Vietnamese Dong to USD and Lao Kip. The Lao tellers were super nice and even spoke some English. They exchanged the money at nearly the exact rate, and we basically only lost about 20 cents from the rounding. While he was away, I noticed an older man who was perusing the DVDs, selected a porn and then participated in a detailed discussion about his new film with one of the sales ladies.

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Hello Laos

Eventually, the official returned to his desk and gave us our Laos visas with zero trouble and we were on our way. There was a little casino right on the border with a restaurant that was open. We immediately sat down and had a delicious past due breakfast of Thai style omelets over rice. We ate quickly as we were excited to be in a new country.

The differences between Laos and Vietnam were obvious right away. There was less traffic and it was blessedly quiet. The affluence was gone but the people were much friendlier. We were immediately bombarded with smiles, “hellos” and “sabaidees” from everyone. It felt like a leaden vest had been lifted off us, with the constant traffic anxiety gone. Shop keepers were friendly and gone was the suspicious banter between the proprietors when we asked how much something cost.

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Giant pig at the gas station

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Cute Lao boys

Sepon wasn’t too far from the border, so we arrived in the early afternoon. Chandler had read an old blog that said there were only two options for lodging, but that info was clearly dated. We had at least a dozen of guesthouses to pick from. We found a brand new one on a side street that was still partially under construction. For $8, we had a brand new tiled room, with spotless white sheets and a huge comforter. There wasn’t any wifi, but this place ranked with one of the absolute cleanest placed we’ve stayed so far.

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Cleanest guesthouse in Laos

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Interesting bathroom tiles

We went through the normal routine of showers and relaxing before setting out in search of dinner. The first restaurant we went to was run by a Vietnamese woman who was not friendly and not interested in helping us. We got a little worried about what Laos was going to be like from the encounter with her. We walked up to the next restaurant and they ended up being really great folks.

I had kept my sign that Areeya made for me in Thailand on very first day of biking. Apparently the Lao written language is similar to Thai and the Lao people watch a lot of Thai TV, so we figured the restaurant owner would be able to understand my sign. My sign says: I am vegetarian, but I eat eggs, shrimp and fish. This means people interpret how they want to. The owner made us fried rice with veggies, egg and squid. Chandler loved it, (he declared it the best squid he’d ever had, not sure how much squid he’s actually ever had…) but I had a little trouble with the chewy texture and was not able to eat it all. It was still a very filling meal, and very cheap.

We left feeling full and happy to be in Laos. We really felt released from a lot of tension we had been harboring, and were so happy to be in a new place with really friendly people. We spent the remainder of the evening watching a show on Chan’s computer and reading.